Thursday, March 23, 2006

Next thing you know, they'll get Cedric the Entertainer to play Ralph Kramden ... oh, wait ...

Lindsay Lohan is "desperate" to play the title role in the upcoming "Wonder Woman" remake.

It'd be only slightly less ridiculous than having a "Xena" movie and getting Dakota Fanning to play the title role. (Either now or when she's legal.)

Or ...

"Coming this summer ... Tim Allen in ..."

"Trust me ... I know what I'm doing."

"Sledge Hammer! This movie is not yet rated."

Which, actually, wouldn't be awful.

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