Toddlers in our house have a pretty hard life, so consider this a warning to any future children planning to be conceived by Wife and I. This is what you have to look forward to by the time you turn 2:
After you finish mowing ...
... you have to rake the grass ...
... and don't forget to push-mow along the sidewalk ...
... then you have to put in some time on the tractor - come on, we're burning daylight! ...
... and you will do it with a smile!
It was, of course, the Oak Ridge Boys' William Lee Golden who sang some years ago, "Thank God for kids." He didn't know the half of it. If one of the verses of that song didn't include the phrase "free manual labor," then it was off the mark.
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