Wednesday, August 09, 2006

From the archives: Bramble Tamble Poetry Slamble, p. 6

Previous bad poetry links:

pp. 4-5
pp. 2-3
p. 1

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The Friday night I lost my mind
I hired a secretary to do my dirty work
and laid out plans for a presidential library
in my name

*****

You'd trade it all in right now
if you could just find a pencil sharpener.

*****

1992 was a vintage year.

*****

With my right hand on the Bible
And my left clutching my beer
I swore to something last night
Damned if I can remember what it was

*****

12:32 a.m.

There's no place open this late
that sells index cards
Not in this town

*****

Dearest housemate,
I borrowed about 7 beers
I'll do the dishes next Tuesday in return, Mom

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