In the screen capture below, the Tribune details in loving detail the end result of a Seymour school librarian’s gratitude toward the student body for … well, you just have to read the caption and compare it with the obviously incorrect picture, which appears that McIntosh was … errrr … decidedly less than grateful.
“Here’s what I think of your golden leaves!” McIntosh was rumored to say while loading them into the shredder truck. “35 years and all those little shits give me is a golden leaf. A golden fucking leaf! Thanks a million for 35 years, assholes! I can't exactly take this shit to the casino, can I? 'Here, I'd like to cash in this golden leaf for $100 in chips.' NO! I don't think it works like that, fuckers!"
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