Man #1: "I figured out how I'm going to survive during my retirement. I'm going to get one of those reverse mortgages on my house ... I don't have any kids, so who am I going to leave it to?"
Man #2: "Why don't you name me as your beneficiary, so I can get all of your money?"
Man #1: "I don't have any money."
Man #2: "What about your stock?"
Man #1: "I'll leave you the sump pump in my basement. Except I don't have a basement. But you can still have the sump pump."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment
Please note: My policy at Bramble Tamble is to not use real names for private citizens. I hope you will adhere to this policy; hell, it's my only rule here. (But you can use your own real name if you'd like. Cause I'm magnanimous like that.)