Monday, April 23, 2007

Who says there's not room in the marketplace for two stupid ideas?

The arteeste in me says that whenever Sheryl Crow decides to start writing all of her songs with one chord - say, a C7 - then I'll consider using just one square of toilet paper after I do my business in the bathroom.


Until then, she needs to stop telling me how to poop.

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