On July 11, I posted the following in reference to being held hostage by Sandals:
And then - yes, it gets weirder - he says that if he remembers it, he will bring in a Bollywood movie for me to watch.
Today, he remembered.
The back of the DVD case for Bollywood/Hollywood shouts, "Canada Loves 'Her Big Fat Indian Wedding'!"
Well. That just sounds fabulous.
The topper? In very fine print at the bottom of the back of the DVD case, it cautions:
"Viewer discretion is advised. Some Scenes may contain undity and/or videlence."
Fuckin-a! Undity! I hope I get to see some bobs, or maybe a little bit of sas.
And I love gratuitous videlence!
I can't fucking wait.
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Sounds like pronography to me.
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing about this is that I'm sure you never gave this guy any indication that you desired to watch a Bollywood film.
Did he get the message about the microwave?
That's exactly it. *Never* gave Sandals any clue that I even watch movies. Anyway, I'm trying to find a synopsis of the film somewhere on the internet so that I can talk intelligently about it without having to watch the piece of shit. (Yes, I'm being a little bit presumptuous, and even maybe a hair jingoistic.)
ReplyDeleteYes, I believe he got the message about the microwave, as I have heard no more pleas for my interference. The sign is still present as a gentle reminder. Speaking of the microwave, someone else burned some popcorn in it on Wednesday (not me), and the fire department came. I'm still working on the post about that.
How is your rabbit? Multiplying, or at least working on square roots?