Thursday, July 26, 2007

Pop quiz:

Panic attacks often manifest themselves by:

a) causing shortness of breath
b) causing an elevated heartbeat
c) causing confusion
d) causing you to chop up your buddy and stuff him in a 55-gallon drum, then rolling that drum into the river

If you answered "d," then chances are that you're
this guy.

I'm no crime-scene analyst, so take my intuition for what it's worth, but it seems like the "getting out of jail" party took a turn for the worse when the pills, or the alcohol, or the PCP came out.

"Killer party, dude. Oh, shit."

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