Bramble Tamble

I wouldn't lie to you. This was actually said today, or at least a close approximation:

"I'm training you guys right - the last two people who were in your position moved on to bigger and better things!"

So went a snippet of my conversation with Doom after he was given the news of my pending departure (slated for no later than Labor Day).

He did not shit, which was disappointing. I was really looking forward to describing the moment.

So, yes, absolutely, it was his guidance and leadership that has propelled me on to a promotion in my company. Actually, I thrived in spite of it - I've only excelled in every job I've held before except for telemarketing and pizza delivery, and I spent a combined total of 3 days in those jobs - but I'll let him have a moment in my sun. I'll even declare a moratorium on making fun of him.

Ending .... now.