Bramble Tamble

The perils of joining a music club include this: you sometimes forget to fill out the reply card and get stuck with shit that you didn't want.

Such was my thought process this afternoon when I went to my mailbox and found a CD in there.

Corinne Bailey Rae.

"Well," I thought. "I'll probably feel like having sex after this."

And I was right. At least after the first song, anyway.

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Oh, wow. She covers Zep's "Since I've Been Loving You." I'll probably feel like having sex after that, too.

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I don't know why I just thought of this, but I wish I could get my hands on that Texas album that I lambasted in the magazine. It'd probably be a perfect postscript to this album.

Unfortunately, it's in the garage. It probably has bird shit on it.

Boy, was I stupid in 1999.

Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to .... ummmm .... go to the bathroom .... where's that Just My Size catalog that came in the mail last week? *ahem* nevermind.