Thursday, November 08, 2007

Before I left for California, my wife said, "Honey, it's OK if you end up with a cheap floozy out there; just be sure and divorce me first."

Me: "OK."

I think she was kidding. I think I was, too.

So, I'm out here, and she sends me an e-mail today that included this info:

"So, have you found a cheap hussy yet?"

Me: "Nothing is cheap out here."

I'm still waiting on her reply.

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