Doodled at a wedding rehearsal

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After a short chase, the suspect was pulled over. He was cooperative, and told police he had no idea where his shoes were.

The suspect was also reported to be eating banana chips, and was in possession of an MP3 player with The Wiggles on it.

First sunflower

(of, hopefully, many)

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Here's another advertising slogan that has been co-opted by dumbasses and rendered stupid:

"(X) - 24 dollars. (Y) - 45 dollars. (Z) - priceless."

If you use this terminology, I will immediately have that much less of an opinion of your intelligence. Please retire this phrase yesterday.

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Someone call EBay! A pork chop that looks like Michigan!

Sans U.P., of course.
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