Hey man. Watch out for the cornhole.

I'm sorry, but I can't take the backyard game/bar game known as "corn hole" seriously. I didn't realize how widespread it was till my friend at work (whom you may remember I'd originally christened "Nemesis"), a transplanted New Englander, came back to work one Monday and said he was at a party playing corn hole on Saturday. Said it like it was nothing.

I'm sure it's a fun game and all, but the mere mention of the game gives me a case of the Butt-heads.

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Also, The Onion's AV Club covered this the day after I had originally thought of writing about it, I shit you not, but can we stop using "man" as a prefix? Manscaping, manssiere, manboobs, mancave ... enough, already. What a bunch of mantards.

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