Word count

By my estimate, I am using some form of the word "aggravate" about 78 times a day, while I'm using the word "asinine" roughly 41 times per day. About 13 times a day, I really get on a roll and use them both in the same sentence.

(If that gives you any clue as to my current state.)

My dad uses "asinine" a lot. Usually in reference to politics. It's always appropriate.

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Adventures in signage

"Who needs radio ads or a big fancy billboard out by the interstate? Dude With A Can Of Spray Paint Creative Agency will handle all of your business' signage and advertising needs! We're just a dude with a can of spray paint! We don't use poles, or wood, or graphics, so our overhead is low, and we pass the savings on to you - you get more bang for your advertising and signage buck!"

You think, 75 years from now, someone will discover this place and work to preserve it, kind of like the Mail. Pouch Tobacco barns of yesteryear?

(In Indiana, we don't call them "interstates." We call them "four-lanes.")

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