Sunday, December 20, 2009

Keep Crhist in Crhistmas!

My Son Cool's teacher puts out a newsletter every week, using a flurry of exclamation marks and poor grammar to keep parents and guardians abreast of the latest goings-on in her class.

By including the above-pictured note in her most recent newsletter, she has apparently snubbed her nose at the ACLU and those who would wish to keep Crhist out of schools and delete Crhist from Crhistmas. My Son Cool's teacher is pretty ballsy in that regard. I urge everyone to join her in helping ensure that we remember the true meaning of the season: the birth of Crhist.

(Or, should I say, "the birth of Crhist!" Because I counted, and there are 31 exclamation points in this week's newsletter.*)

* - I read somewhere that the level of your mental illness is directly proportional to the number of exclamation points you use. I'm starting to believe this is true, because I swear, I think the cheese has fully slid off her cracker. Merry Crhistmas, all.

PS - she also used the misspelled "Opps" in the newsletter to acknowledge a mistake in last week's newsletter. Crhist. That's one of the classic grammatical irritants.

Also, she used 4 periods in the course of this week's newsletter (again, compare to 31 exclamation points). Included was this dandy: "Practice zipping, snapping and buttoning coats!!. "

(Opps!)
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