Re: new Mustang - any suggestions for sexy names would be appreciated. Previous one was named Belle, so that one is out. If it helps, this one is burgundy.

Eight days till I get my new Mustang. I'll try not to fucking total this one before its warranty expires.

I hate hate hate ESPN's "Streak for the Cash" game. Not because I can never seem to get a winning streak of greater than 5 going, but because it's caused me to give a fuck about the outcome of soccer matches. I'm not uncertain that this is the same way that problem sports gamblers feel.

Funny thing. I'm starting to wonder if my punchline MRSA isn't actually real MRSA.