If only ...

If only the rumors of Jim Caldwell taking over the Penn State program had been rumored 10 or 15 years ago and then come to pass, we could have been treated to this exchange with then-grad assistant Mike McQueary.

 

 "COACH! COACH!"

 

"...."

"YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW, COACH!"

"...."

 "COACH SANDUSKY BACK THERE IN THE SHOWER, COACH! AND HE WAS ..."

 

"...."

"HE WAS ... TO A BOY ... YOU KNOW ...."

"...."

 "You know.  With his .. unh unh unh ... GOD THIS IS SO HARD TO SAY."

"...."

 

"WHAT SHOULD I DO, COACH?"